1、现在网上冲浪，不需要智商的吗？
Can you surf the Internet without IQ now?
2、跟人沾边的事，你是样样不做。
You don’t do anything with people.
3、子不教，父之过，你骂人我的错。
If you can’t teach a son, it’s the father’s fault. It’s my fault that you swear.
4、你这么会杠，跟我去工地吧！
You are so quarrelsome. Come with me to the construction site!
5、你眼睛这么灵，咋不去探索宇宙？
Your eyes are so smart, why don’t you explore the universe?
6、你连你的脸都管不好，凭什么来管我。
You can’t even take care of your face. Why should you take care of me.
7、精卫填的海，都没有你脑子里的水多。
The sea filled by Jingwei is not as much as the water in your mind.
8、你一个人长大挺不容易的吧！
It’s not easy for you to grow up alone!
9、麻将打多了吧，这么能杠。
Mahjong played too much, so it can lift the bar.
10、你是阑尾吗？不然为什么总爱发言？
Are you an appendix? Otherwise, why do you always like to speak?
11、 不用跟我杠，杠就是你对。
You don’t have to fight with me. If you do it, you’re right.
12、还在为你的户口本只有一页而沾沾自喜吗？
Are you still complacent that your account book has only one page?
13、你是阿基米德的后人吧，整天就知道抬杠。
You are the descendant of Archimedes. You know how to make trouble all day long.
14、弟弟嘴贱可是要挨打的，到时候可别怪爸爸不认你哦！
My brother’s mouth is cheap, but he will be beaten. Don’t blame your father for not recognizing you!
15、你告诉我，你是吃了榴莲还是柠檬？又臭又酸。
You tell me, did you eat durian or lemon? It’s smelly and sour.
16、你总嫌我懒，说得好像你勤快了就真能干出什么大事一样。
You always dislike me for being lazy. You talk as if you are diligent and can really do something great.
17、我不想知道你有病，别表现的这么明显好吗？
I don’t want to know you’re sick. Don’t be so obvious, OK?
18、我不是看不起你，而是压根就懒得理你。
I don’t look down on you, but I don’t care about you at all.