1、宝贝，你怎么不理我了，是今天群发消息没选上我吗？
baby， why did you ignore me? Did you not choose me today?
2、开心是一天，不开心也是一天，加起来就是两天。
Happy is a day, unhappy is also a day, add up to two days.
3、我有八十多种小辣条，现在考虑和我做朋友还来得及。
I have more than 80 kinds of spicy strips,It’s not too late to consider making friends with me。
4、生活开始拿我这颗小肉丸做关东煮了。
Life began to take my little meatball to do Kanto cooking
5、这种天气，甜甜的恋爱是很难了，热热的给我来一个也行。
This kind of weather, sweet love is very difficult, hot to me to a line.
6、期末考试最悲惨的遭遇，莫过于自己辛辛苦苦背过的内容，最后都成了题干。
The most miserable experience of the final exam is that the content that I have worked hard to memorize has become a question stem in the end.
7、上帝说，要有光，我说我反对，从此世界上有了黑暗。
God said, “let there be light.” I said I was against it. From then on, there was darkness in the world.
8、突然好想谈恋爱，算了，先把这波兵推过去吧。
Suddenly want to fall in love, forget it, first push this wave of soldiers.
9、数据时代就是厉害，上一秒在微信打完“笑死了”下一秒打开淘宝，好家伙，已经给我推荐棺材了。
The data age is powerful. One second after typing “die of laughter” on wechat, the next, open Taobao. Good guy, he has recommended the coffin to me.
10、王者荣耀太难玩了，打也打不过，骂也骂不过。
The glory of the king is too hard to play,We can’t fight, we can’t scold.