1、首先很抱歉，占用了公共资源，发个朋友圈告诉大家：我要睡觉了。
First of all, I’m sorry for taking up public resources. I’m going to bed.
2、八月不会对你好，转我八百，我对你好。
August will not be good for you, turn me 800, I will be good to you.
3、男朋友不用多，有三五个真心的就好。
You don’t have to have many boyfriends. It’s good to have three or five sincere ones.
4、我不喜欢和小笨蛋玩，但如果是你的话，脑瘫也没关系。
I don’t like playing with idiots, but if it’s you, cerebral palsy doesn’t matter.
5、一定要努力赚钱，今天出门在KFC看到一男一女，吃一根薯条还用嘴抢着吃，千万别活成他们那样，看着都难受。
We must work hard to make money. Today, I saw a man and a woman eating a French fries in KFC today. We should not live like them and look miserable.
6、在路上不小心摔了一跤，为了避免尴尬，我一路磕头到了西藏。
I fell down accidentally on the road. In order to avoid embarrassment, I kowtowed all the way to Tibet.
7、游戏也不打，聊天也不聊，朋友圈也不点赞，你们加我好友就是为了看我发朋友圈？欣赏我该死的魅力？
Games do not play, chat also do not chat, the circle of friends is not like, you add my friends is to see me send a circle of friends? Appreciate my damned charm?
8、夏天来了，你说你的脖子上缺了点什么？我说：你缺的不是一条项链，而是，两根锁骨。
Summer is coming. What’s missing from your neck? I said: what you lack is not a necklace, but two clavicles.
9、以前我王者荣耀打得不好，别人老骂我，后来我苦练了一个赛季，谁现在能骂过我？
In the past, my king glory played bad, others always scolded me, later I practiced hard for a season, who can scold me now?
10、老师说一旦发现数学题不会做就跳过，这一跳我就再也没有停下来。
The teacher said that once I found that I couldn’t do the math problem, I would skip it. I never stopped.